Hello one and all and welcome to my news page. Here you can see me as my two alter egos the ever efficient secretary Prudie Jones, Evette the Spivette and plain old little me as you catch up with all that is current in my world. Regrettably unlike Prudie my spelling is quite frightful at the best of times due to my dyslexia so I shall apologise now for anything which might be shamefully mis-spelt. In the mean time I hope you find this page fun, entertaining and informative and become a regular visitor to my site.

Kind Regards

A Voice in a Million

Please let me punch the Car Salesman!

Today I have been trying to sort out a car or should I say a Van. I had no idear just how many shapes and sizes cars come in but trying to find something to suit seems imposible! There are times when I really wish I were a man because all the sales men are – and I don’t like the look of any of them! Put it this way I wouldn’t want to buy a car off any of them but then my exsperance has taught me not to trust men!
Car sales men seem to be a cirtain type of breed and they all look really dodgy! All they do is stand around paying you lip service and eyeing you up as totty! I hate it!
I’ve got 3 days to sort something out and I know I’m going to get wriped off. I just know it! I saw a Peugeot Expert Deizel van today which sort of looked ok with 58000 on the clock for £6200 + Vat is that good? I asked to test drive but guess what couldn’t because there was only one man on! Hmmm I saw two men and I bet the reason why I couldn’t test drive was because I’m a woman. If I went up and punched the salesman on the nose would that make me more manly I wonder!
On with the hunt and I shall try the internet tomorrow although one guy did surgest the car auction over in Bedford but I don’t think I could face that!
Changing the subject – some good news my new Music Hall page is now up and running on  my web-site so do check out my page at
Time for something to eat I think! Toodle Pip and thanks for dropping in!