Hello one and all and welcome to my news page. Here you can see me as my two alter egos the ever efficient secretary Prudie Jones, Evette the Spivette and plain old little me as you catch up with all that is current in my world. Regrettably unlike Prudie my spelling is quite frightful at the best of times due to my dyslexia so I shall apologise now for anything which might be shamefully mis-spelt. In the mean time I hope you find this page fun, entertaining and informative and become a regular visitor to my site.

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A Voice in a Million

Naughty Puss!

Today we have all been worried sick as Tigger went missing. My brother let him out for is morning stroll at 6am but he didn’t come back for breakfast. I had a show this afternoon and when I came home there was still no sign of him so I went out calling his name. I think he must have heard me beacuse I could hear a very faint meow in the distant and after about ten minutes he had made his way to the back door. He then jumped over the wall to meet me at the front of the house. Quite where he had been no-one knows but at least he is home safe now and I can’t tell you how pleased I was to see him. He is quite the cat and dare I say it quite the rascal! It wouldn’t surpise me if he has been through someones cat flap living it up in a strangers house as he didn’t seem as hungary as I would have exspected for a cat who had been out all day.
I hate to say it but Tigger is quite the alley cat and he doesn’t do as he is told. I gave him a really good talking to the other day about not scratching the funitcher and to use the post provided. Can you belive this – he yorned – he atchally yorned at me! Bad boy! His favourite toy was one of my cherries he had picked out of my sewing box. Three cherries later he has lost every one and two balls. So where he has batted those to no-one knows. 
I’m a bit concerned about his eating habbits as he likes to drag his food out of his bowl and the other day I even caught him drinking from the Lavatory. I was shocked! I hate to say it but Tigger isn’t turning out as well as one might have hoped. I say you don’t think he has joined a gang do you. I shall have to keep a very close eye on him! Such a naughty boy!
Toodle Pip and Meow for Now!